Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
You are Genius
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
May God increase ur Happiness.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
It only takes a minute
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Remember me and bare in mind
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
If you see some one without a smile,
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
9 lessons in life:
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If i were to describe true love than
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
sum ppl say happiness is lyf
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. ∑ say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
I have a new kodak camera
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
It feels nice when some1 misses u
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
SMILE:
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
When we sigh about our problems,
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
Our friendship has become our HABIT
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
I think U r very careless!!
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
Nice people are blessed people,
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.
Smile in pleasure & in pain,
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'.
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it
"HEAVEN" By Jerry Joseph
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Smile a while,
Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
I can buy gifts but not LOVE,
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.By Kanak
Life should be like this
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday By Lovelysms Team
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let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
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true bravery is 2 arriv
true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"By swaran
positive thinking is a bit
positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!By Iqra
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND.
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Item
.....
Useful
But
At
Keep.....................IN TOUCH
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!By Preety
10 advantages of not having a
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
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5.Can eat in any restaurant..
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7.Can talk with all gals..
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9.Can go anywhere with any one..
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BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER By Rize
system of love jan-ROSE
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By shehran ayub
love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan...................shan
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Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba
womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life from ss SHERI
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems heera
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life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch : Tahir Kasuri
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Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....! DEvIL SMokER
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
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3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
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Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
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B=busy
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