Saturday, November 21, 2009

some word in english

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. You know stuff about tanks.

4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

5.Monday Night Football.

6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

8. You can open all of your own jars.

9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.


12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

13. All your orgasms are real.

14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

15. Guy in hockey masks don't attack you ... unless you're playing hockey.

16. You don't have to lug a bag full of stuff around everywhere you go.

17. You understand why the movie "Stripes" is funny.

18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

19. Your last name stays put.

20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

22. You can kill your own food.


23. The garage is all yours.

24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

25. You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment."

26. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

27. You never have to clean a toilet.

28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

33. The National College Cheerleading Championship

34. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

35. You don't have to shave below your neck.

36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

37. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

38. You can write your name in the snow.

39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

41. Chocolate is just another snack.

42. You can be president.

43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

44. Flowers fix everything.

45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

51. Foreplay is optional.

52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

58. You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.

59. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."

60. The world is your urinal.

61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.

62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

64. One mood, all the time.

65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

66. You never have to drive on to another gas station because "this one's just too gross."

67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

68. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

69. Same work...more pay!

70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.

74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

75. You don't mooch off of other's desserts.

76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

77. The remote control is yours and yours alone.

78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

79. ESPN's SportsCenter.

80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.

82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

84. You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.


85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.

86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."

88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.

92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.

94. New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

97. Not liking a person won't stop you from having great sex with them.

98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

99. Baywatch



Zindgi se hamne kabhi kucch chaha hi nahin

Chaha jise bhi kabhi paya hi nahin

Jise paya use kucch yun kho diya
Jaise zindgi me kabhi koi aaya hi nahin



tum apna naam na likho chalo gumnaam hi likh do

Meri kismat me gham-e-tanhai hai lekin

tamam umr na likho magar ek shaam hi likh do

Ye janta hoon ke umr bhar tanha mujhko rehna hai

magar pal do pal,

ghadi do ghadi mera naam hi likh do

Chalo hum maan lete hain saza ke mustahiq thehre

koi inaam na likho, koi ilzaam hi likh do

ujhay bas itna hi kehna hai
Kabhi main yaad aaoon to

Kabhi tanhaee ki raatain

Tumhain ziada sataein to

Kabhi titli na bolay to

Aur jugnoo naa chamkain to

Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaaey

Koi jab sunn na paye to

Aur saray dost saathi bhi

Jo tum se rooth jaaein tou

Kabhi jab khud se lar lar ker


Kabhi chahtey huay bhi khud, akailey

Ro na paao to

Apni aankhon ko bund karna


Aur phir mere tasauwer se

Jo chaho batain keh lena

Mere kaandhay pe ser rakh ker


Phir khud mein jab lout Aao tou

U'Ssi dunya chaalay jaana

Mager bas itna hi kehna hai


Mujhay dil se pukaaro gi

Mujhay tum saath paao gi

Mai u'ss din lout aaoon ga...


Mai u'ss din lout aaoon ga...!!


BASA KE PALKON ME, NAJRON SE NA GIRA DENATUJHE CHAHNE KI


MUJHKO ,AISI SAZA NA DENATUM KAHOGE TO BADE SHAUK SE MAR


JAUNGASIRF EK BAAR MUJHE APNE SEENE SE LAGA LENAJEE KARTA HAI KI


MAR JAAUN TERI BAHON MEINPAR ITNA DUM KAHAN HAI MERI AAHON


METUJHE BHULA DE AISI MEHFIL KAHAN SE LAAUNYAAD NAHIN HAIN


RAASTE, MANZIL KAHAN SE LAAUNMUJHKO PATA HAI TUM KABHI MILOGE NA


MUJHETERE BINA JO DHADKE, WO DIL KAHAN SE LAAUN



HAR AARZOO KABHI POORI NAHI HOTI

MUHABBAT ME KABHI DOORI NAHI HOTI

WO JINKE DILON MEIN AAP RAHTE HAIN

UNKE LIYE TO DHADKAN BHI ZAROORI NAHI HOTI


WO AAJ MUJHSE MUH MODKAR ROYI


BADI MAZBOOR HOGI WO JO DIL TODKAR ROYI


MERE SAAMNE HI KAR DIYE MERI TASVEER KE TUKDE


FIR BAAD ME UNHI KO WO JODKAR ROYI ..




"The other friend replied, "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. When someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone, where no wind can ever erase it."



Kehti Hai Yeh Hawa ,Kehti Hai Ye Fiza

Kal Koi Tha Yahin ,Laikin Aaj Woh Nahi

Woh Kahin Aur Hai, Dard Ka Dour Hai

Kitna Gehra Hai Ye Gham,Kaisa Hai Ye Sitam

Kinte Bhi Gham Saho, Utna Hi Chup Raho

Aarzoo Sogayi, Har Khushi Khogayi

Suney Hain Raaste Ab Mere Waaste

Sirf Ek Yaad Hai , Ek Faryaad Hai

Sirf Tanhaiyaan , Sirf Parchaiyaan

Aansoo Ki Nadi Dil Me Hai Beh Rahi

Kheti Hai Zindahi Tum Hi Iss Me

A ROSE CAN SAY I LOVE U AND WANT U TO BE MINE,


A ROSE CAN SAYCONGRATULATIONS WHATEVER THE OCCASSIOON MAY BE


A ROSE CAN SAY I MISS U AND WISH U WERE HERE WITH ME


A ROSE CAN SAY I'M SORRY IF I'VE HEARTED U IN ANY WAY


A ROSE CAN SAY GET WELL SOON MAY GOD BLESS U TODAY


A ROSE CAN SAY I WISH U HAPPINESSAND THE BEST FOR U EACH DAY


A ROSE CAN SAYFAREWELL WHEN SOMEONS GOES AWAY


A ROSE CAN SAY I'M THINKING OF U TODAY


A ROSE CAN SAY GOODBYE WHEN A LOVE IS LAID TO REST


A ROSE CAN SAY ANYONE LOVES U MUCH BUT HE IS SCARED OF UR REFUSING


A ROSE CAN SAY ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WONDERS OF THE WORLD


NO MATTER WHAT THERE IS TO SAY


A ROSE CAN SAY ALL ITS BEST


IT'S ONLY DEPENDS ON UR MIND THAT HOW U THINK ABOUT IT !!






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