2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5.Monday Night Football.
6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all of your own jars.
9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guy in hockey masks don't attack you ... unless you're playing hockey.
16. You don't have to lug a bag full of stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why the movie "Stripes" is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment."
26. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
27. You never have to clean a toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
34. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
35. You don't have to shave below your neck.
36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
37. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.
59. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive on to another gas station because "this one's just too gross."
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
69. Same work...more pay!
70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don't mooch off of other's desserts.
76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
77. The remote control is yours and yours alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
79. ESPN's SportsCenter.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."
88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person won't stop you from having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
99. Baywatch
Jaise zindgi me kabhi koi aaya hi nahin
Zindgi se hamne kabhi kucch chaha hi nahin
Chaha jise bhi kabhi paya hi nahin
Jaise zindgi me kabhi koi aaya hi nahin
tum apna naam na likho chalo gumnaam hi likh do
Meri kismat me gham-e-tanhai hai lekin
tamam umr na likho magar ek shaam hi likh do
Ye janta hoon ke umr bhar tanha mujhko rehna hai
magar pal do pal,
ghadi do ghadi mera naam hi likh do
Chalo hum maan lete hain saza ke mustahiq thehre
koi inaam na likho, koi ilzaam hi likh do
ujhay bas itna hi kehna hai
Mai u'ss din lout aaoon ga...
MUJHETERE BINA JO DHADKE, WO DIL KAHAN SE LAAUN
HAR AARZOO KABHI POORI NAHI HOTI
MUHABBAT ME KABHI DOORI NAHI HOTI
WO JINKE DILON MEIN AAP RAHTE HAIN
UNKE LIYE TO DHADKAN BHI ZAROORI NAHI HOTI
BADI MAZBOOR HOGI WO JO DIL TODKAR ROYI
MERE SAAMNE HI KAR DIYE MERI TASVEER KE TUKDE
FIR BAAD ME UNHI KO WO JODKAR ROYI ..
ujhay bas itna hi kehna hai
Kabhi main yaad aaoon to
Kabhi tanhaee ki raatain
Tumhain ziada sataein to
Kabhi titli na bolay to
Aur jugnoo naa chamkain to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaaey
Koi jab sunn na paye to
Aur saray dost saathi bhi
Jo tum se rooth jaaein tou
Kabhi jab khud se lar lar ker
Kabhi chahtey huay bhi khud, akailey
Ro na paao to
Apni aankhon ko bund karna
Aur phir mere tasauwer se
Jo chaho batain keh lena
Mere kaandhay pe ser rakh ker
Phir khud mein jab lout Aao tou
U'Ssi dunya chaalay jaana
Mager bas itna hi kehna hai
Mujhay dil se pukaaro gi
Mujhay tum saath paao gi
Mai u'ss din lout aaoon ga...
Mai u'ss din lout aaoon ga...!!
BASA KE PALKON ME, NAJRON SE NA GIRA DENATUJHE CHAHNE KI
MUJHKO ,AISI SAZA NA DENATUM KAHOGE TO BADE SHAUK SE MAR
JAUNGASIRF EK BAAR MUJHE APNE SEENE SE LAGA LENAJEE KARTA HAI KI
MAR JAAUN TERI BAHON MEINPAR ITNA DUM KAHAN HAI MERI AAHON
METUJHE BHULA DE AISI MEHFIL KAHAN SE LAAUNYAAD NAHIN HAIN
RAASTE, MANZIL KAHAN SE LAAUNMUJHKO PATA HAI TUM KABHI MILOGE NA
MUJHETERE BINA JO DHADKE, WO DIL KAHAN SE LAAUN
HAR AARZOO KABHI POORI NAHI HOTI
MUHABBAT ME KABHI DOORI NAHI HOTI
WO JINKE DILON MEIN AAP RAHTE HAIN
UNKE LIYE TO DHADKAN BHI ZAROORI NAHI HOTI
WO AAJ MUJHSE MUH MODKAR ROYI
BADI MAZBOOR HOGI WO JO DIL TODKAR ROYI
MERE SAAMNE HI KAR DIYE MERI TASVEER KE TUKDE
FIR BAAD ME UNHI KO WO JODKAR ROYI ..
This story tells of two friends walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone. Why?
"The other friend replied, "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. When someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone, where no wind can ever erase it."
Kehti Hai Yeh Hawa ,Kehti Hai Ye Fiza
Kal Koi Tha Yahin ,Laikin Aaj Woh Nahi
Woh Kahin Aur Hai, Dard Ka Dour Hai
Kitna Gehra Hai Ye Gham,Kaisa Hai Ye Sitam
Kinte Bhi Gham Saho, Utna Hi Chup Raho
Aarzoo Sogayi, Har Khushi Khogayi
Suney Hain Raaste Ab Mere Waaste
Sirf Ek Yaad Hai , Ek Faryaad Hai
Sirf Tanhaiyaan , Sirf Parchaiyaan
Aansoo Ki Nadi Dil Me Hai Beh Rahi
Kheti Hai Zindahi Tum Hi Iss Me
IT'S ONLY DEPENDS ON UR MIND THAT HOW U THINK ABOUT IT !!
A ROSE CAN SAY I LOVE U AND WANT U TO BE MINE,
A ROSE CAN SAYCONGRATULATIONS WHATEVER THE OCCASSIOON MAY BE
A ROSE CAN SAY I MISS U AND WISH U WERE HERE WITH ME
A ROSE CAN SAY I'M SORRY IF I'VE HEARTED U IN ANY WAY
A ROSE CAN SAY GET WELL SOON MAY GOD BLESS U TODAY
A ROSE CAN SAY I WISH U HAPPINESSAND THE BEST FOR U EACH DAY
A ROSE CAN SAYFAREWELL WHEN SOMEONS GOES AWAY
A ROSE CAN SAY I'M THINKING OF U TODAY
A ROSE CAN SAY GOODBYE WHEN A LOVE IS LAID TO REST
A ROSE CAN SAY ANYONE LOVES U MUCH BUT HE IS SCARED OF UR REFUSING
A ROSE CAN SAY ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WONDERS OF THE WORLD
NO MATTER WHAT THERE IS TO SAY
A ROSE CAN SAY ALL ITS BEST
IT'S ONLY DEPENDS ON UR MIND THAT HOW U THINK ABOUT IT !!
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